lol
oh yeah
when renee came over earlier, I showed her the table
before I told her what actually happened
'renee, we broke the table'
and i just pointed to the cracked and shattered edge of the table and me and jake broke
and she just stared at it
I was like, leaving the garage
and she was still staring at it
it was TOO funny
seriously
too much
only until i said
'hey Im still a virgin'
she came back to life and was like
'HOW?'
and then i had to explain that we didn't really have sex
just came pretty damn close
when i showed her my scratches, she seemed pretty calm about it
or maybe I'm just so used to all the love Ive been getting from my injuries
its too cute
wow
we broke the table
LOLBESTFRISTTIMEEVER
I also forgot to mention we had a movie day on tuesday
it was me, renee, courtney, jasmine, and darcelle
it wasn't THAT fun
becuase no one could agree on a movie
so we ended up watching the ring
super bad
a tiney bit of rent
a little bit of Sweeney Todd
Pocahontas
and then X men the last stand
everyone wanted to watch the unborn
but, seriously, me and Renee hate horror movies
I just don't get the point of them
they are so...stupid
WHY would you ENJOY being scared?
what the hell
at least the pizza was good
oh yeah
when renee came over earlier, I showed her the table
before I told her what actually happened
'renee, we broke the table'
and i just pointed to the cracked and shattered edge of the table and me and jake broke
and she just stared at it
I was like, leaving the garage
and she was still staring at it
it was TOO funny
seriously
too much
only until i said
'hey Im still a virgin'
she came back to life and was like
'HOW?'
and then i had to explain that we didn't really have sex
just came pretty damn close
when i showed her my scratches, she seemed pretty calm about it
or maybe I'm just so used to all the love Ive been getting from my injuries
its too cute
wow
we broke the table
LOLBESTFRISTTIMEEVER
I also forgot to mention we had a movie day on tuesday
it was me, renee, courtney, jasmine, and darcelle
it wasn't THAT fun
becuase no one could agree on a movie
so we ended up watching the ring
super bad
a tiney bit of rent
a little bit of Sweeney Todd
Pocahontas
and then X men the last stand
everyone wanted to watch the unborn
but, seriously, me and Renee hate horror movies
I just don't get the point of them
they are so...stupid
WHY would you ENJOY being scared?
what the hell
at least the pizza was good
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